pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡


Anonymous asked:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via gofornim)

drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via silvia-teow)



zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via overfierce)



reunited again! 😌 new bikini & we regret nothing 😉 @triangl_swimwear  (at ma crib)